1 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:45,876 < (Levante) This scooter Lux series registered in 1979... 2 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:47,598 ...is the pride of my life. 3 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:50,957 < Never a cough, a thread of rust, a skid. 4 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:52,599 < A saint! 5 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:57,311 < And reasons to let go with old iron it would have had many. 6 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:01,951 < When five of us got on to celebrate the '82 World Cup. 7 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,357 < When I loaded two demijohns into it, one of oil, one of Morellino... 8 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,919 ...to take them to Don Luigi. 9 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,550 < When for an idiotic bet I blocked the gas knob... 10 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,519 ...and I let him go alone straight along a path... 11 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,432 ...to see how much remained in balance. 12 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:18,717 < But above all he endured the advent of the new scooters... 13 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:22,759 ...those modern black pointy monsters which makes 130 uphill... 14 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:24,558 ...and 160 downhill... 15 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:28,520 ...with those absurd names: MK, VVK... 16 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,591 ...KKK, WWF. 17 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:32,637 < And what are they? A protected species? 18 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:36,509 < My scooter didn't want to die, he wasn't afraid of anything... 19 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,591 ...and he always gave it to everyone. 20 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:42,594 00:01:45,991 < When the cyclone arrives, it doesn't warn. 22 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,991 < Pass, take and take away. 23 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:51,835 00:01:57,120 ...that perhaps, if it hadn't passed, it would have been much worse. 25 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:30,032 < (Carlina) If the 19% VAT... 26 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,872 ...I also separate it from 10% products... 27 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,759 ...I cannot claim the withholding of 9 on the gross... 28 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:39,431 ...and deduct 10 minus 97 by default - The decree of '85 forbids it. 29 00:02:39,520 --> 00:02:42,717 You have to invoice everything on the 19th... 30 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:46,156 ...then as a result of the deduction of the separation of withholding tax... 31 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,232 ...from the 19th you bring everything after three months to the 15th. 32 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:53,279 So there is a reduction of 27 for a net profit of...? 33 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,914 - 50! - No, Carlina! Of the 10th! 34 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,799 It's like they give you 6 apples. 35 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:03,511 5 you depreciate them, 4 you surcharge them, after three months you get one for free. 36 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,113 Levante, are you sure? 37 00:03:05,200 --> 00:03:09,034 - How much did I have in mathematics? - Nine. - And you? 38 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:10,315 Four. 39 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:11,913 < How much did you know Italian? - Nine. 40 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,399 - And me? < Four. 41 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,757 You keep writing love letters and I'll take care of the administration for you. 42 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,554 But you to those letters you never responded. 43 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:24,316 - Carlina, let's not start! - But when there was something to enjoy... 44 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,437 ...you enjoyed! - No fun! 45 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,160 We gave each other two kisses on New Year's Eve because we were drunk. 46 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,834 - You don't remember what happened to the parking lot? - Certain! 47 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,833 You put the car in reverse and you destroyed Giannellli's Twingo. 48 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:39,471 - Because you stuck your hands everywhere. - I was trying to pull the handbrake! 49 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,440 - Have you forgotten our gesture of love? - What gesture of love? 50 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:45,033 Piripi! 51 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,310 - Piripi? - YES! 52 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,834 Piripi? 53 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,354 Piripi! 54 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,592 Carlina, but we were drunk! 55 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,310 00:03:59,118 00:04:03,080 Sooner or later you will come back to me. Piripi! 58 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,357 I'll give these to you, ma'am. 59 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:08,317 - I feel like this today. - Thank you, Nello. 60 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,913 Please! 61 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:15,033 Even Mrs. Mammolotti she's gone... 62 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:18,636 ...after having spent the usual 25,500 lire. 63 00:04:19,320 --> 00:04:21,311 Levante, what time is it? 64 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:22,993 9.30. 65 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,833 < (In) 9.30! 66 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:30,790 00:04:33,156 ...a tube of mayonnaise... 68 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:37,598 ...that God only knows what it does to us every single day... 69 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,797 ...and a nectarine for the nephew... 70 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:42,917 ...or rather two, let's make it three. 71 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:45,959 Et voilà, maestro Natali! 72 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,917 Good morning, Nello. 73 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:52,635 - I would like three oil sandwiches... - Three oil sandwiches. 74 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,518 A tube of... of... 75 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,432 - Anchovy paste? - No. 76 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,512 - A tube of... what's it called? - Jam? 77 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,318 No, Nello! 78 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,596 A tube of mayonnaise! 79 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:06,433 A tube of mayonnaise for maestro Natali! 80 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:09,876 < And then I would like a nectarine for my nephew... 81 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,758 ...or rather two, let's make it three. 82 00:05:11,840 --> 00:05:13,911 And let's make it three. 83 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,350 - Is everything ready yet? - I bought time. 84 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,113 (together) Score! 85 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:20,589 < Hi, Nello! < Goodbye, Maestro Natali! 86 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:27,110 And now pay attention: do you have scratch cards? 87 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:33,359 Do you have scratch cards? 88 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:37,677 < (Levante) Mine is a mission. 89 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:42,994 00:05:46,152 00:05:47,634 ...and to make ends meet. 92 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,393 < And it's always been like this, huh? 93 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:52,711 00:05:54,916 < Life for me is always it was an equation... 95 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,634 ...is to Y as I am to me. 96 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:01,156 00:06:05,677 < In a country it's quick to become characters. 98 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,759 Levante, what's it called? Zanicchi's name? 99 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:12,831 It's called lva! 100 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,671 - Franca, what did you do? - Nothing. 101 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:29,071 - And that plaster? - Yesterday I went out with Pippo. 102 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,033 We always get hurt with him. 103 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:37,552 - But you too with Pippo! - You look like my mother! 104 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:40,598 Find me a boyfriend. 105 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:45,392 Do you have scratch cards? 106 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,359 Goofy! 107 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,994 Goofy! 108 00:06:58,360 --> 00:06:59,839 I'm here! 109 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:02,594 Is my sister's motorbike ready? 110 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,956 YES, I gave you the bill on a piece of paper. 111 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,190 Don't bust my balls with the invoice, huh? 112 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,551 If I listen to you accountants, I also have to invoice the air I breathe... 113 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:12,074 ...Maremma separated! 114 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,951 Look at December. 115 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,635 - What would you do to someone like that? - What would I do to him? 116 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,353 A nice gift at Christmas! 117 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,355 I would even do it for him at Easter! 118 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:41,550 But you dye your hair too much! 119 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,758 Goofy, in one day would you have changed all these pieces? 120 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:47,593 I even worked on it at night! 121 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,877 Last night you went out with Franca, she told me. 122 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,998 Don't forget that outing. 123 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,878 What did you do to her? He has a cut on his forehead. 124 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,193 - Look what I have then! - But what happened? 125 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,669 I'll tell you right away. 126 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,353 We were in the car. 127 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:12,037 It was a spring evening outside and she wanted to make love in the car. 128 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:16,239 I told her: "But don't you hear outside nature calling?" 129 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,311 - When nature calls... - What should we do? 130 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,834 The man responds! 131 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:23,993 We get out of the car and we stand in front of the hood. 132 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:27,516 I put her in pole position, so look. 133 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,991 - I understand! - My goodness, what will happen? 134 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:35,472 - Don't worry, you're not my type. - Yes... Well? 135 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:38,279 It's complicated, but interesting. 136 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,637 When pivoting on the left leg "to give him some cifonella"... 137 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:45,270 ...I slip on the gravel, she falls... 138 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:47,431 ...and hits his head against the license plate. 139 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:50,478 I'll take it back on the fly and that's where I got hurt. 140 00:08:50,560 --> 00:08:53,837 I'll stop by to see how he's doing, I'm not a beast! 141 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,911 - Certain. - But she: "Yes! Yesl" 142 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:00,358 Then I... zin zin zin! I was giving us zifonella, understand? 143 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,716 PIPPO SCREAMS 144 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,711 - There's a customer. - Yes... here we are. 145 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,640 The scooter for the grandson is ready. 146 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:15,076 Don't worry, I didn't get him pregnant. 147 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,993 < (Gino) Levante! 148 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:22,877 < East! 149 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,277 Tell me, Gino! 150 00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:31,470 < Have you heard about Franca and Pippo? - YES. 151 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:36,031 00:09:38,873 00:09:41,793 GINO LAUGHS 154 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,113 < (Levante) Village life It's like this: there are no secrets. 155 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,431 < News flies like confetti, we know everything about everyone. 156 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:53,593 < The next day the carnival ended and no one cares anymore. 157 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,274 00:10:00,273 ...and here the grandfather was born of my grandfather's grandfather. 159 00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,192 < There is no specific address. 160 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:06,990 < If someone has to write to me, that's it that puts Casale Famiglia Quarini... 161 00:10:07,080 --> 00:10:09,720 ...Tuscany, Italy of course. 162 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:13,077 < Here I live with my father, with my brother and sister. 163 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:17,199 < Here we have lunch at 12.30 and dinner at 7.20pm... 164 00:10:17,280 --> 00:10:20,796 ...always, as in the best peasant tradition. 165 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,354 Stop, I got it! 166 00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,676 Don't move, dad! 167 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:37,676 Possibly to watch TV do we have to make beautiful statues? 168 00:10:37,760 --> 00:10:40,513 We look like a living nativity scene. 169 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:45,276 Then do as you please, but the technician will want 300,000 lire. 170 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:46,919 It will be done without! 171 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,759 Here is the Bermuda Triangle. 172 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:52,753 Every now and then the signal goes out of the cell phone and never comes back. 173 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,555 One day we too will disappear and they will never see us again. 174 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:59,632 - Let's hope! - We are isolated from the world... 175 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,831 ...Maremma parabolic! 176 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,837 "L'Unità" is enough for me. 177 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:07,639 THE PHONE RINGS < I'll go! 178 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,551 Oh, the love! 179 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,560 Love is like the moon. 180 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,597 If it doesn't grow, it declines. 181 00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:23,271 Beautiful, congratulations! Do you have another one? 182 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,839 I'd love that. 183 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:30,875 When you talk to a woman about sex, she looks down... 184 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,991 ...to see if it's true. 185 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,636 You're tired, go to bed. 186 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,318 Go! 187 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,079 Good night. 188 00:12:16,560 --> 00:12:19,518 Selvaggia, is this chain yours? 189 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:21,910 - Throw it away! - Why? 190 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,479 Why yes. 191 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,238 Who gave it to you? 192 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:44,991 Have you argued yet? I don't know what to do with you anymore! 193 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,436 - Give me some advice. - I've given it to you a thousand times: break up! 194 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,999 Speak slowly. 195 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,633 Not this one. 196 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,156 - What do you want me to tell you? - Tell me what I have to do. 197 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:57,356 I already told you! 198 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,559 - You're a big head! - I know. 199 00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,159 Yesterday dad told me... 200 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:14,313 ..."How come no one has taken it yet your sister who is so pretty?" 201 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,629 Leave her alone Isabella. 202 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:22,997 She's not a girl for you, He has too strong a character. 203 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,799 Fired from the pharmacy and find another job! 204 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:27,996 I can't do it, I'm a coward. 205 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:30,913 If at least it was her to make a decision... 206 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:34,231 I can't always see you like this. 207 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:36,311 Always agitated, tense. 208 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:38,596 Find another one! 209 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,751 - Where? - Eh, where... 210 00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:44,594 Pilgrims! 211 00:13:44,680 --> 00:13:47,069 Come and see, I'm done. 212 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,833 This is the best one I've done. 213 00:13:55,760 --> 00:14:00,630 It's nice, but why don't you try to paint something else? 214 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:07,072 I made another painting, but it's very intimate, very personal. 215 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,470 - Let us see it. - Come on! 216 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:13,192 Just because it's you, huh? 217 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:19,152 That's one thing a little special. 218 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,717 Let's say it's a metaphysical thing. 219 00:14:27,160 --> 00:14:28,594 Self-portrait. 220 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:32,914 Look under the bed. 221 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,551 Is there a dead person? 222 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,199 It will be there when the time comes. 223 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,556 - Whose coffin is this? - Gino gave it to me. 224 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,551 He doesn't want her at home, he says it's bad luck. 225 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:47,519 - And who gave it to him? - He bought it from Fabrizio. 226 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,399 She did it to help him, he didn't even sell one. 227 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,950 In America everyone buys them first because this way they save money. 228 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,111 Free, you are not normal. 229 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,431 The other day he wanted to put the cat in the refrigerator. 230 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,429 He was in love, he had heat. 231 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,479 - I'd put you in the fridge. - I tried, I have nothing to do with it. 232 00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:11,274 OSVALDO snores loudly 233 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:30,998 Dad! 234 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,073 It's good here! 235 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,238 East, if you don't close the door I can't sleep. 236 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,311 Look how well it takes here! 237 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,439 Maybe dad's snoring wave shape. 238 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:23,239 Come on, let's turn it on its side. 239 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,158 How much it weighs! 240 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:29,277 OSVALDO STOPS SNORING 241 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,158 Oh, finally! 242 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,072 - Good night. - Night. 243 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:39,039 In fact, do you see? He doesn't take anymore. 244 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,679 Man! 245 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,158 Goodnight, dad. 246 00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,070 THE COCK crows 247 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,794 When you gave the copper the last time? 248 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,874 Two weeks ago. 249 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,758 - Are you stupid? - Why? 250 00:17:30,840 --> 00:17:35,596 - Copper should be given every other day and one day not. - Are you sure? 251 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,479 Have you painted your brain? 252 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:40,437 Are you there or are you there? 253 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,512 Are you there or are you doing what? 254 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,630 Goodbye! 255 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:53,514 I'll give it any time... the copper! 256 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:02,233 Gino! 257 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,318 < Tell me, Levante! - How old are you? 258 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,039 <77! 259 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,872 How do you feel? 260 00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,999 < Good! 261 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,798 I saw the coffin! 262 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,069 < Fuck you! 263 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:30,153 < Hallelujah! 264 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:35,633 Hallelujah! 265 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:39,429 You can't sing, you're out of tune! 266 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:44,230 I can put you in the choir, but only to make fish. 267 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:48,791 Open and close your mouth, but you don't sing. You can't! 268 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,109 Listen to this. 269 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,716 This is the sound of funky tranqui! 270 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,440 The music of funky tranqui! 271 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,831 But what a funky tranquility! Go away, come on! 272 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:03,355 - Are you still in charge of the choir? - Certainly. 273 00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,637 I'm the only one in this country to have an artistic soul. 274 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,270 - I even sang... - At San Carlo in Naples, I know! 275 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:15,036 - I came to tell you that I won't hold on anymore your administration. - And why? 276 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:19,034 Apart from leaving me notes: "Hello, Piripì" 277 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,476 this "pee pee" thing I really don't remember it. 278 00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:24,870 - And anyway I'm leaving. - But what happened? 279 00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:28,749 It happened, Carlina, let you invent the invoices! 280 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:32,356 Three and a half million alfalfa It's not believable! 281 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,790 Two and a half million thyme! 282 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,791 Six million propolis! 283 00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:41,078 With six million propolis you fill the country with us! 284 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:45,273 And then, wait... There are no exits! 285 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,998 Do everything in black! 286 00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:51,318 - In black... what a big word! - But there's a penalty! 287 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,313 - They'll put us both in prison. - together? 288 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:57,199 You haven't paid VAT for eight months! 289 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:00,113 The State wants VAT back, It's not money he gives you. 290 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:04,910 Tell the state I don't want it anymore. It's torture! 291 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,957 I spend it! 292 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,350 Carlina, there's the penalty. 293 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,158 The criminal! 294 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,674 Let's think about serious things. 295 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,034 Piripi! 296 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,678 - HI. - HI. 297 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,991 < Hi, Isabella. Is Selvaggia there? 298 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,155 She went to the bank, she'll be back in a bit. 299 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,435 00:20:44,591 00:20:46,631 00:20:49,359 In general everything is fine. 303 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:52,512 When in general everything is fine, good! 304 00:20:57,240 --> 00:20:59,151 It's sultry today! 305 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,719 A sultriness! 306 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:03,030 < How hot! 307 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,077 Do you have a pill against the heat? 308 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:13,040 I really love your sister, but we can't hide anymore. 309 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,953 You're right, but this is a country. 310 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,079 - There are people's prejudices! - I don't give a damn! 311 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,632 - True shame is feeling ashamed. - It's not a matter of shame! 312 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:29,469 If it's not shame, why Did he never tell your father? 313 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:34,034 Dad wouldn't have understood. 314 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:36,071 < Hypocrites, everyone! 315 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,310 00:21:41,353 ...and he only three years ago he forgave me. 317 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:45,149 As if homosexuality if it were a mortal sin! 318 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,840 He's right, you have to say it. 319 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,877 It was a conversation between me and her. 320 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,110 And then it was a general discussion. 321 00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,476 < Tell Selvaggia. 322 00:21:57,560 --> 00:22:00,598 We can't continue to hide like two thieves. 323 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,433 We need to come out into the open, in the sunlight. 324 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:07,035 Come out, sunshine. 325 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,671 Fuck it! 326 00:22:14,360 --> 00:22:17,557 Last night I saw myself again for the fourth time "Indecent proposal." 327 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:20,678 You don't imagine her dress in the yacht scene. 328 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:25,311 Slim fit, long long, with two deep slits... 329 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,392 ...a series of buttons, a nice pistagnina... 330 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,154 ...and then a light make-up, so white! 331 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:35,120 - And what was it? A mummy? - No mummy! She was beautiful! 332 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,158 I would make a good impression too with a dress like this. 333 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:40,959 Help me get the stuff. 334 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:45,193 Today with this hand I can't do anything. 335 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,635 Not today, but yesterday you could. 336 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:49,478 Stupid! 337 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,833 Have you reconnected again? 338 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,358 Last night at my house... 339 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:03,394 ...I sat her on the washing machine and then I turned on the centrifuge. 340 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,471 Did you put fabric softener? 341 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:08,712 - I put rinse aid! - Both pigs... 342 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,598 ...not one yes and one no! 343 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:13,638 By the way, are you free tonight? 344 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,591 I'm not even going with you if you give me a million dollars. 345 00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:20,593 For a million dollars you also give me the invoice. 346 00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,911 And then, overcome by remorse, you give up eight per thousand to the Catholic Church. 347 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,880 - You really are an animal! - Yes, but riding! 348 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,118 I'll be right there. 349 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,399 < (Gino) Who's there? 350 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,873 < Who's there? Levante, is that you? 351 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,997 00:24:04,874 Look, he's wrong! 353 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,315 I am not this Levante! 354 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,197 00:24:16,750 - What does this guy want? 00:24:18,433 00:24:39,512 Wait here, I'll go look someone for the bags. 358 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,959 - Permit? Good evening, there is... - Who is he? 359 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:53,153 Sorry, but isn't it "The Rainbow"? 360 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:56,471 - Look at this shitty figure. - Were you looking for the hotel? 361 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,154 Yes, the "L'interno" farmhouse. 362 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,790 - The farmhouse is on the hill further down. - Please? - The hill further down. 363 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:04,791 The knoll? Where do I place it? 364 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:06,473 The knoll... the hill. 365 00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:08,995 Tell him well, Can you see that he doesn't understand? 366 00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,479 I'll show you the way. 367 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,757 - Come. - Sorry, I took the wrong turn. 368 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:17,196 - Good evening and enjoy your meal. 00:25:21,194 Once I get back on the asphalt road, turn right. 370 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:24,238 It must arrive not at the first crossroads, but to the second, on the right. 371 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:28,314 He recognizes it because it is on the left there is the Madonna. 372 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,156 - Did he say? - Oh, Madonna! 373 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:35,873 The Madonnina and then...? 374 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:39,919 On the left you see the Madonnina... 375 00:25:40,880 --> 00:25:47,115 If you don't understand the indication, ask someone passing by... 376 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:49,191 ...or to the Madonnina herself... 377 00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:52,509 ...otherwise there is a sign. 378 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,751 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 379 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:18,031 Can I call the farmhouse? They are waiting for us for dinner. 380 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,114 - Eh... - Oh! 381 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,554 - What is it? - I don't know! 382 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,596 Have the gentleman make a phone call. 383 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,472 Come, I'll take you. 384 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,957 (in Spanish) Isn't it the agritourism? 385 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,676 No, ERROR. THIS IS NOT A FARMHOUSE. 386 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:48,118 This ES, how to say... "house of the rest of us." 387 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,480 It's not enough to put the S's to speak Spanish. 388 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,437 He understands anyway. 389 00:26:54,520 --> 00:27:00,118 He understands what I say even if I don't speak Spanish well? 390 00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:02,191 (in Spanish) A little. 391 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,629 - (in Tuscan dialect) What are you doing here? < (in Spanish) What? 392 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,712 - New brothers... - No, this is Latin. 393 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:16,239 My brother wants to know because you are here in Italy. 394 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,636 - Us? < You. 395 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:22,600 We are here because we are flamenco dancers. 396 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:24,637 Do you know flamenco? 397 00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:30,717 My mom, the flamenco dancers! 398 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,714 Are you from Madrid? 399 00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:35,713 - All from Madrid. - You are from Madrid. 400 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,672 I am Catalan. 401 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,518 Catalan? 402 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,473 - Where is the "Catalana"? - Ignorant, it's a figure of speech. 403 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,633 It's like saying Atalanta or Sampdoria. 404 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:51,270 - They don't exist! - We were born in Florence. 405 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,159 Holy shit! They all had to happen to me! 406 00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:58,473 < What's happening, Sergio? - Did you want to eat? 407 00:27:58,560 --> 00:28:00,597 You wanted to visit the flea market? 408 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,956 They gave away the rooms! 409 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:06,874 It's not our fault, I told you to call them at five. 410 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:12,319 If you don't call to confirm the reservation, they give away the rooms. 411 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,994 In fact they gave them to others. 412 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,640 What an organization you have! 413 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,155 Eh! What an organization! 414 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,117 How far is Florence from here? 415 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:26,478 Forty kilometers, but there is Pitti Inverno and the hotels are all full. 416 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,120 You're right, there is Pitti Inverno. 417 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,033 Here Pitti Inverno takes place in June. 418 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,275 Are there any problems? Need help? 419 00:28:36,400 --> 00:28:39,916 What do we do? Where are we going? We are also out of gas. 420 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,278 - I told you to put it in the self-service. - Lele, think about driving. 421 00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:47,993 Can't we sleep here? 422 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,390 We can't sleep here, this is not a farmhouse. 423 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,595 You can't! 424 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,875 Can't we sleep here? 425 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,236 Sleep here? 426 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,960 For New Year's Eve 22 of us slept there. 427 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:05,314 And it was comfortable too. 428 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,997 Please, just tonight. We won't bother you. 429 00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,116 FLAMENCA MUSIC 430 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,633 Like this! 431 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,632 - Let's go! 00:30:41,519 Stop! 433 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,479 The TV works! And the tree lit up too! 434 00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:47,517 CELL PHONE RINGS 435 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,559 How did they do it? 436 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,472 OSVALDO snores loudly 437 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,594 “ Oleandè! 438 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,319 GONG 439 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,676 - Was I snoring? < (Levante) Stand next to you! 440 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:12,512 Okay. 441 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,079 Goodnight. 442 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,839 Goodnight. 443 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,719 THEY KNOCK 444 00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:24,996 < (in Spanish) Open the door! 445 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:29,313 - Who is he? < Quick, open the door! 446 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,198 A MOMENT 447 00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,357 THEY KNOCK < Quick, open up! 448 00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:45,471 00:33:01,993 But go go 450 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:05,038 - You fell for it, huh? - What did you come to do? 451 00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:07,111 - What is this smell? - What do you want? 452 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,191 Have you seen how beautiful they are? 453 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,398 What a thigh lift! They have some asses! 454 00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,869 - Levante, how do you do it? - How do you do that? 455 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,156 - But you don't want to do anything? - What would you like to do? 456 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:21,871 - Do you want to lose all this goodness? - Savage, come on! Come on! 457 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:25,590 You can't come here and talk to me of thighs and asses. 458 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:28,240 - Are you embarrassed? - I'm not embarrassed... 459 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,870 ...but you will admit that's a bit strange. 460 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:36,193 Levante, come and see where they went to sleep. 461 00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:38,674 You come! 462 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:43,280 Look where I am. 463 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,720 - Why don't they sleep at home? - I told someone... 464 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,791 ...COME, I'll prepare the BED for you. 465 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,675 And instead she replied: "Hola, I'm going to sleep in the flowerbed." 466 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,871 Come on, get inside! 467 00:33:57,280 --> 00:34:00,159 Help me, I'm not accountable for myself tonight. 468 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,311 - Selvaggia, go to bed. - I'll tell you. 469 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,917 If I sleep well, otherwise I'll throw myself among them. 470 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,150 You make me angry, go to bed! 471 00:34:09,240 --> 00:34:10,514 Force! 472 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:18,710 00:34:20,950 00:34:22,553 Maremma! 475 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,074 Free! 476 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,079 Free! 477 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,759 I was saying... ah! 478 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,150 < Are you stupid? 479 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,920 Stop me, Levante. 480 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:02,553 Come out of there, you always want to joke! 481 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:04,472 No, I want to die. 482 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:08,474 If I don't fuck with it tonight not even one in five, I want to die. 483 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:12,599 And since I already know that it won't happen, stop me, Levante! 484 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:15,957 - Stop me if you love me! 00:35:17,553 I don't know! 486 00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:23,274 Selvaggia came to my room talking about butts and thighs. 487 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,351 Dad snores more than usual. 488 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:30,517 I can talk with someone inside a coffin? 489 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:36,599 Who knows how to say it in Spanish "Do I give copper?" 490 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:40,789 DOS LOS RAMATOSI 491 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,680 TAPPAMIS! 492 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,638 SOUND OF STEPS 493 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:15,477 LEVANTE COUGHING 494 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,357 LEVANTE MEOWS 495 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:45,553 (in Spanish) Is everything okay? 496 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,799 Did you see my sister pass by? 497 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,675 No. 498 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:03,511 If it passes, don't pay attention: he throws himself in the middle for a bit and then starts again. 499 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,069 Can't you sleep? 500 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:07,759 No. 501 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:12,038 - You're hot, right? - Very hot... really. 502 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,554 I almost catch fire. 503 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,356 00:37:20,511 ...an iced tea. 505 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:24,313 - Is it ready yet? - No, but... 506 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,473 ...I make it hot and then we wait together for it to freeze. 507 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,596 < (Levante) I made it with tamarind. 508 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:42,035 Here it is. 509 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:43,599 Ole! 510 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,435 We wait those 4-5 hours for it to freeze I'm not sleepy anyway, neither are you. 511 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,314 Where have you been with the show? 512 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,074 In Cesena, Chiesina Uzzanese... 513 00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:01,992 ...Gallarate, Capri... 514 00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,515 - Beautiful Capri, right? - No Capri... Carpi! 515 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,558 Ah, Carpi! Not Capri. 516 00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:11,992 It's often confusing, but one thing is on one side and one on the other. 517 00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,391 Carpi is beautiful, but Capri is more beautiful. 518 00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,751 Capri much more BEAUTIFUL. 519 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,116 Capri, not Carpi. 520 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:32,999 Do you have brothers or sisters in Spain? 521 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:36,875 Cousins, relatives, what schools did I go to... 522 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:41,190 Am I doing badly? I'm a little confused... 523 00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,238 ...with that Capri thing and then... 524 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,833 ...maybe... 525 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:51,515 If I asked you to come with me in one place while the tea gets cold... 526 00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:54,200 ...would you come? SPEAK SPANISH 527 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,510 < What does that mean? - Is it far away? 528 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,035 No, you go there on foot. 529 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:03,079 - Can you tell me your name again?” - My name?” Levant. 530 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:06,118 Ah, Levante! Cute. 531 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,270 It's an alternative name. 532 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,876 My father is very revolutionary and he put some strange names on it... 533 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:15,315 ...East, Free and Wild. 534 00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,119 At school he took the piss out of us even the janitor. 535 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,191 < Are you going? - Let's go. 536 00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,073 It's here. 537 00:39:26,040 --> 00:39:27,633 Gino! 538 00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,239 Gino! 539 00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:35,314 < Tell me, Levante! - I want to introduce you to a friend of mine. 540 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,233 00:39:40,960 - His name is Gino. - Hello, Gino! 542 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,031 00:39:44,793 Catherine. 544 00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:47,713 00:39:49,359 00:39:51,431 I'm a dancer! 547 00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:52,999 00:39:54,673 From Spain! 549 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:56,797 < Ah, Spain! 550 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:59,633 < Paradise of colours! 551 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:01,836 < I'd like to go there! 552 00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,316 Heaven is no place to go... 553 00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,074 ...but a sensation to experience. 554 00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:11,039 Here it is! What did you say to each other? 555 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,953 < East! - Tell me, Gino! 556 00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:16,270 - What an ass! - Goodnight! 557 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,239 00:40:23,473 - What did he tell you? - It's fixed that I have to get married. 559 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,229 - Is this perfume yours? - YES. 560 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,000 It's an essence that I made with my friend Penelope. 561 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:32,309 - Did you invent it? - YES. 562 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,233 - Well done! I can hear... - Sure. 563 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,713 - Can I feel from my neck? - Yes. 564 00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:45,958 Wild, in bed! 565 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,996 CROOK OF THE COCK 566 00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:05,833 < (Levante) That road which I had done hundreds of times... 567 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,593 ...it no longer seemed the same to me. 568 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,752 00:41:15,914 00:41:17,991 < But much stranger! 571 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:26,469 Mr. Naldone, the mayor can now receive it. 572 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,359 Permit? I'm coming in. 573 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:38,198 Mr Mayor, what a beautiful country! 574 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,750 What red roofs! A little Switzerland! 575 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:47,040 - If you have a cell phone, turn it off because I hate them. - Well done, me too! 576 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,431 Let's get straight to us. 577 00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:54,878 I spoke to your manager local, told me to come here. 578 00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:57,190 - Are there any problems?”? - In a way. 579 00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:02,639 She knows that at your company Hasn't the usability been renewed? 580 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:07,997 Well, I was wondering why wasn't it renewed? 581 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,075 Why? 582 00:42:10,920 --> 00:42:14,311 Why? I wonder that too... 583 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:18,598 ...with all the accountants I have 584 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:23,151 Do you have scratch cards? 585 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,360 He really pissed me off! 586 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:37,119 - Is it like papaya? - Much less sweet. 587 00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,956 A mango and kiwi mix? 588 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,953 No, it's a more refined perfume... 589 00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:45,798 ...less vulgar. 590 00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:50,031 - Pineapple? - There is no such thing as pineapple perfume. 591 00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,431 You said it's exotic stuff! 592 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,275 - What perfume will it be then? - It's an essence that she invented... 593 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,239 ...and Penelope, the other dancer. 594 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,153 It's a... horny perfume. 595 00:43:03,240 --> 00:43:07,996 - When did you kiss her? - I didn't say I kissed her. 596 00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:13,393 I would have done it if my sister he hadn't opened the window! 597 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,279 - Are you sure? - I'm sure yes. 598 00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,158 If you smell something like this... 599 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,237 ...you smell and then... 600 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,352 Fresh fennel today from what I see! 601 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,038 Only he was missing. 602 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,954 Dear fool, I'll give this key to your head. 603 00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:35,396 What is this story that you have ten Spanish dancers at home... 604 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,198 ...the big pigs... 605 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:41,069 ...and you don't tell me anything? - There are five and not ten. 606 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,915 - And then I'm not like you say. < I'll make them myself. 607 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:49,039 Why didn't you invite me? They're like emergency services. 608 00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:52,795 I turn on the siren and... tac! Passeral emergency! 609 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,473 < And off we go! 610 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,951 - What do you want? - I'm coming to your house for dinner this evening. 611 00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,839 By now they will have already left. 612 00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:06,154 What is this Spanish music that comes from your house? 613 00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:10,111 - Music? < Come, come! 614 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:11,838 Go again! 615 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:16,110 MUSIC IN THE DISTANCE 616 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:18,396 - What did I tell you? - But what are they doing? 617 00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,996 RHYTHM MUSIC 618 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:43,996 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 619 00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:32,631 Go smooth! 620 00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,796 Ole! Ole! 621 00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,831 THE MUSIC ENDS 622 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,758 SOUND OF ENGINE IN THE DISTANCE 623 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:18,069 Madonna, he's dead! 624 00:48:22,120 --> 00:48:24,077 I didn't do anything to myself. 625 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,278 Don't worry, I didn't do anything to myself. 626 00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:28,475 THUD 627 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,313 INDISTINCT VOICES 628 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,832 < (Levante) It was June 13, 1996. 629 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:47,357 < My Lux model scooter that night after a brief agony... 630 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,317 ...It went out. 631 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,030 < Heroically fallen on the battlefield. 632 00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,430 00:49:00,230 00:49:02,880 ...wrapped in the registration document... 635 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,516 ...like ashes of a great warrior of the past. 636 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:20,474 Is something wrong? 637 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:24,070 Today is a bit of a day... 638 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:27,073 A little yes! He drank three martinis in half an hour. 639 00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,152 - I can? - Please, please. 640 00:49:32,360 --> 00:49:35,478 - How much is it? - You'll only pay me one. 641 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,471 The rest is on the house. 642 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:39,790 5,000 lire. 643 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:41,791 Thank you. 644 00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:43,598 Dear, thank you. 645 00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:54,714 Good morning. 646 00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,314 Andrea, I'll be right back. 647 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,352 Where are you running, little girl? 648 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:32,671 Tonight I have an idea in mind that just thinking about it... 649 00:50:32,760 --> 00:50:34,273 Meow! 650 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:39,350 What biscuits are these? 651 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:41,798 They taste like anise! 652 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:53,911 What's wrong with them? 653 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,719 Stop it, he looks like a child! 654 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,440 - What happened? - I got it all wrong! 655 00:51:00,520 --> 00:51:02,318 I did it all wrong. 656 00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,597 I wanted to do a job which is not mine. 657 00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,671 I'm not good at it. 658 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,353 It has arrived. 659 00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:11,954 - What arrived?”? - The dark day. 660 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,599 - He's here. - Meaning what? 661 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:17,316 My father always told me this. 662 00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,789 In this profession sooner or later the dark day always comes. 663 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:24,192 If you don't have the strength to react when everything goes wrong... 664 00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,510 - What work do you do? - The manager... 665 00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:28,879 ...at least until today. 666 00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:33,680 Out of thirty evenings that I had, I've done about 18 of them. 667 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:38,231 - What happened today? - You don't have a mayor... 668 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,038 ...you have a tax advisor! 669 00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,153 One in three months of work he could also be doing something wrong. 670 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:47,358 There's no need to cry, this is a country. 671 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,750 People are simple, they don't understand. 672 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,592 The art then... 673 00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:54,913 - Do you do theatre? - Flamenco! 674 00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,439 Handsome! Where do you do it? 675 00:51:57,520 --> 00:52:00,831 - Where do we do it? - Where? - Nowhere! 676 00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,797 You have a tax mayor! 677 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:10,351 Mariano has always been like this, since he's been mayor... 678 00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:15,350 - He's frustrated, his wife left him after two years. - Mine too! 679 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:17,317 - I made a GRAPH. - One? 680 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,596 How do you tell when you're wrong? 681 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,278 A gaffe! 682 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,355 I'm not married married... Coexistence! 683 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,718 One day I come home and find a note with the words: "We did boom again!" 684 00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:35,518 - Boom? - Boom boom! 685 00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,079 Burst! End! 686 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:38,434 Goodbye and thank you. 687 00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,999 - And you? - it? 688 00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:42,071 I went "boom" by myself. 689 00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:48,917 THEY KNOCK Come on! 690 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:51,834 How is it going? 691 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,631 - Better. - How did you do it? 692 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:58,714 - The rear brake broke. < You could have braked with the one in front. 693 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,679 I braked with the one in front, in fact I tipped over. 694 00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:05,037 You seem crazy to me, take care of yourself. 695 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:10,713 THEY KNOCK Let's go again! 696 00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,238 - How are you? < Good. - Did you take an aspirin? 697 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,676 I fell off my scooter, I didn't get cold at all. 698 00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,400 < What didn't work? - The brake. 699 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,518 - Do you want something to eat? 00:53:26,238 00:53:28,755 If you think again, call me. 702 00:53:28,840 --> 00:53:30,638 - HI! < Hi, thanks. 703 00:54:12,960 --> 00:54:14,917 - HI. - HI! 704 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,470 - Cool! Is it difficult to fly it? - No, do you want to try? 705 00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:22,758 - Yes if you tell me how to do it. - Stand like this... - Like this? 706 00:54:22,840 --> 00:54:25,434 Selvaggia, enter the house. 707 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:28,831 00:54:33,911 - He how are you? < Good. 709 00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,470 There is worse in life. 710 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:42,159 A little pain here, but I'm bandaged. 711 00:54:42,240 --> 00:54:44,834 You're good with the boomerang. 712 00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:47,036 Thanks, do you want to try? 713 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,156 Why not! Pull. 714 00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:51,389 Do you take it? 715 00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:53,232 Throw LOS boomerang. 716 00:54:53,320 --> 00:54:55,391 - Are you sure? 00:55:10,076 Oh oh! 718 00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:24,113 If you tell my children, I will kill you. 719 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:29,789 It will be ten years that I don't do a joint. 720 00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:35,112 I remember that in 1975, in the garden next to the aubergines... 721 00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:36,793 ...I planted marijuana. 722 00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:40,111 In six months, seedlings grew so tall. 723 00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,352 One Sunday he came to visit me the police sergeant... 724 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,159 ...and asked me what they were those seedlings. 725 00:55:46,240 --> 00:55:48,959 I told him they were Indian turnips. 726 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,835 He wanted three baskets to take home. 727 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:58,719 His wife made us ribollita for Easter. 728 00:56:01,160 --> 00:56:05,996 In the evening they found them at the bar who made Hendrix's songs. 729 00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,440 - What a story! - Life lived! 730 00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:25,075 - I can? - You scared me, I didn't hear you come in. 731 00:56:25,160 --> 00:56:27,674 - How is this wine? Good? - Do you want to taste it? 732 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:32,436 Look what you've done! I could have given you a glass! 733 00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,670 It doesn't matter, I have to wash it anyway. 734 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:42,313 What beautiful "boobs". I wish I had it like that too! 735 00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,471 How did you say? Boobs? 736 00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:46,517 - Pops. - Pops! 737 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:49,831 And how do you have... breasts? 738 00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:56,914 Wild! White! There's something to do... 739 00:56:57,720 --> 00:56:59,233 Macistal! 740 00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,117 - I'm going now. < Go! 741 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,635 I'm going, I'm going! 742 00:57:04,720 --> 00:57:06,996 Go, he's waiting for you. 743 00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,439 Greetings. 744 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:20,435 Miss, a question. 745 00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,878 Possible me and her... a little copper? 746 00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:30,195 Nothing, huh? Greetings. 747 00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,876 Am I closing? 748 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:37,478 I'm closing. 749 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,631 Until we meet again. 750 00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:48,398 < (Gino) Who is he? Levante, is that you? 751 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:53,872 00:57:58,270 < I'm talking to you! 753 00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,556 00:58:17,958 We've been waiting for you all evening, where have you been? 755 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:21,271 - Weren't we supposed to do the show? - Stay calm. 756 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:25,194 - You can't do that, understand? - Now I'll explain everything to you. 757 00:58:25,280 --> 00:58:28,113 Come on, explain. 758 00:58:35,720 --> 00:58:37,950 There, that's all. 759 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:41,795 - And what do we do now? - Eh, what do we do... 760 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:46,670 The Matera date has also been cancelled if you really want to know everything. 761 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:51,675 I wanted to tell you tonight after the show, but since this is no longer done either... 762 00:58:51,760 --> 00:58:55,390 ...I inform you officially that the tour ended here. 763 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,553 - And the money? < For money there is no problem. 764 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,240 It arrived this morning an accreditation from Spain. 765 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,357 I have the checks with me for you. 766 00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,670 So let's go home. 767 00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,718 Yes, let's go home. 768 00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:18,237 I'll put this in too. 769 00:59:20,280 --> 00:59:22,032 - Goodbye! - HI. 770 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,594 Goodbye! 771 00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:27,751 - Goodbye! - HI! 772 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,354 Goodbye, thank you. 773 00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:34,229 Osva', a present. 774 00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:37,390 Thanks, Gigi. 775 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:43,673 Aren't you coming to say hello? 776 00:59:45,320 --> 00:59:47,789 I would have waved to you from here. 777 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,758 This is for you. 778 00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:55,719 - Will you give it to me? - Sure, that's how you train. 779 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:59,031 This is an ideal place to throw the boomerang. 780 00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:03,796 Thank you even if I don't have a nice relationship with the boomerang. 781 01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:17,117 < Catherine! 782 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:20,511 < Caterina, come! It's late! 783 01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:23,393 He arrives! 784 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,998 Catherine, what can I say? 785 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:35,350 There are moments in life in which one would like to say many things... 786 01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:38,034 ...which is perhaps a way to say them all... 787 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:40,155 ...is to keep quiet. 788 01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:46,230 HI. 789 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,073 - HI! - HI. 790 01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,076 Goodbye, thanks for everything. 791 01:01:09,440 --> 01:01:14,230 - Selvaggia, where did you read it? - All the news talks about it, ignorant. 792 01:01:14,320 --> 01:01:19,315 - Speak well, pine nut. - Don't call her that, you idiot! 793 01:01:20,760 --> 01:01:24,674 It's comet Hyakutake, it passes once every 70,000 years. 794 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,195 Every 70,000 years? 795 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,396 He takes it wide. 796 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,996 Do you know what I do, guys? I'm going to bed. 797 01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:35,754 Tomorrow we have to give the copper. 798 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:40,357 Did you understand? You have to give the copper, HYAKUTAKO! 799 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:44,830 How boring is this! 800 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,113 If you see her, give me a shout. 801 01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:52,270 Let's go to RAMAR! 802 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:55,629 See you! 803 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:07,279 You saw those big boobs what was wrong with Penelope? 804 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:11,559 Before leaving he gave me a caress. 805 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:13,233 I won't forget it again. 806 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,399 Instead he gave me a kiss and a boomerang. 807 01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,949 - But who? Penelope? - No, Catherine. 808 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:31,840 I also have that boomerang I will never forget it again. 809 01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,515 < (Levante) 70,000 times I tried to throw that boomerang... 810 01:02:40,600 --> 01:02:44,070 ...and 70,000 times he never went back. 811 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,073 < There were two cases: or was I wrong to cast it... 812 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:51,114 ...or I'm not good at it to take things on the fly. 813 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:06,313 < (Gino) Levante! 814 01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:07,913 < East! 815 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,511 What is it, Gino? 816 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,950 01:03:17,111 - No. < yes. 818 01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:20,511 < She stopped up here and then she left. 819 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,673 Caterina also left. 820 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:30,676 < Don't worry, in 70,000 years they both return. 821 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,717 - Let's hope so. 01:03:34,473 Let's hope so! 823 01:03:44,160 --> 01:03:45,719 What are you doing here? 824 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:49,390 I put the sign back, he had fallen. 825 01:03:49,480 --> 01:03:53,678 You went the wrong way, the farm is over there. 826 01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:56,798 I know, but over there is my house. 827 01:03:56,880 --> 01:04:00,953 Next time the dancers they come to my house. 828 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,197 -How are you getting back to town now? - Running. 829 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:30,233 Hallelujah! 830 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:35,156 Between us those stalls they were ugly to look at. 831 01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,754 - Good morning. - Good morning, a handjob! 832 01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:47,079 You were there all afternoon with that one! To do what? 833 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:50,790 - It's my business. - Aren't I enough for you? 834 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,952 - What is it? What do you want? - What happened? 835 01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,953 The young lady here she went to fuck with your friend. 836 01:04:57,040 --> 01:05:00,431 Naldoni, the one of the dancers. 837 01:05:00,520 --> 01:05:04,195 - His name is Naldone! - He also corrects me! 838 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,433 - He was immediately fascinated by the show. - It's not true, I fell in love. 839 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:11,558 - But you've known him for two days! - Goofy, it happens. 840 01:05:11,640 --> 01:05:15,952 - It's never happened to me. - It must have been a moment of weakness. 841 01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,271 - Wait a minute? See him again tonight. - You're not married. 842 01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:22,876 What? Where do you see him again tonight? 843 01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:25,554 In Florence, the company it stopped. 844 01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:29,235 - We fell in love. - What do I care? 845 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:33,797 - Like the company? - Tell him about the company. 846 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,236 I'm at the Cavour hotel, near Piazza San Firenze. 847 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,152 Good morning, I'm looking for Naldone, a flamenco company. 848 01:05:57,240 --> 01:06:00,232 - Naldone. - YES. 849 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:03,192 Levant! 850 01:06:03,280 --> 01:06:05,032 Oh, Penelope! 851 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:09,591 - How is it going? Where is Catherine? - She's gone now. 852 01:06:09,680 --> 01:06:12,149 - Where? - At the station. 853 01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,119 At the station? 854 01:06:16,920 --> 01:06:18,797 I'll wait for you here. 855 01:06:20,800 --> 01:06:22,473 I'll wait here. 856 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,274 Catherine! 857 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,479 Catherine! 858 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,512 Don't leave, Caterina! 859 01:06:57,440 --> 01:06:58,919 Catherine! 860 01:07:00,280 --> 01:07:01,759 Excuse me! 861 01:07:01,840 --> 01:07:03,399 Don't leave. 862 01:07:08,080 --> 01:07:09,912 - Don't leave. - What do you want? 863 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:12,196 - Talk to me. - What do I tell you? 864 01:07:12,280 --> 01:07:14,191 - Where you go? - Are you stupid? 865 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,238 They are from the State Railways, I have to do a survey. 866 01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:19,914 - What do you need the helmet for? - Which helmet? 867 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,637 Go away, you're all stupid! 868 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:19,160 I'm breaking my balls with the boomerang? 869 01:08:20,400 --> 01:08:21,993 What is it? 870 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,038 What is there 871 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:30,275 What is it? 872 01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:35,637 Well, I fell in love... 873 01:08:35,720 --> 01:08:38,394 ...about you. 874 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:43,391 The thing is, I don't care about anything now... 875 01:08:43,480 --> 01:08:47,269 ...of all the other people... 876 01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:51,152 ...of all those people... 877 01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:54,073 ...which isn't you! 878 01:08:55,440 --> 01:08:57,636 Here it is! 879 01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:08,350 What is the name of the restaurant”? 880 01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:10,839 "Beatrice." 881 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,471 "Beatrice." 882 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:15,958 I know him. 883 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:20,034 < Who invited you? - Penelope invited me. 884 01:09:21,760 --> 01:09:25,435 Who exactly is at the dinner? 885 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:29,673 I already told you: Penelope, Naldone, Franca, Caterina and... 886 01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,400 - And...? - Her boyfriend, Alejandro. 887 01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:36,798 Why don't you come too? What do you care? 888 01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,520 Now I come alone like a fool. 889 01:09:39,600 --> 01:09:42,797 < Bring someone, so you make her jealous. 890 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:45,838 Who do I bring? Who do I find at this time? 891 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,071 I would have an idea. 892 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:04,152 - What time did you tell her to come? - Stay calm, it will come now. 893 01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:07,517 Did you tell her to dress well? 894 01:10:07,640 --> 01:10:10,792 He said he was putting on the dress of his brother's marriage. 895 01:10:19,160 --> 01:10:21,071 Thank you. 896 01:10:21,160 --> 01:10:25,870 Thieves, scoundrels, stinkers! 20,000 lire to travel 600 metres. 897 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:29,874 My heel also broke, the evening starts well! 898 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:33,794 She dressed like this at your brother's wedding? 899 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:34,995 Maremma! 900 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,071 Sorry for the delay. 901 01:10:37,160 --> 01:10:40,232 Have you noticed that you always come back to me? 902 01:10:40,320 --> 01:10:44,279 - Piripi! - Did he explain to you what you have to do? 903 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:48,399 You forgot I did a year of acting with Peter Brook? 904 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:52,110 - I sang as a mezzo soprano... - At San Carlo in Naples, we know it! 905 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:55,272 Tonight and just for this evening... 906 01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:57,556 ...you'll have to pretend to be my girlfriend. 907 01:10:57,640 --> 01:11:00,837 - So behave yourself. - Don't worry. 908 01:11:00,920 --> 01:11:03,639 We make her die of envy. 909 01:11:03,720 --> 01:11:05,791 Let's go on stage! 910 01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:10,678 Good evening everyone, Spanish and otherwise! 911 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:12,353 No, no, no! 912 01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:15,831 - I'm not going in! - How do we look? 913 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:22,439 < (Levante) We entered that restaurant on June 14, 1996, at 9.05 pm. 914 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:27,879 < That distant last hope to impress Caterina... 915 01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:31,510 ...was swept away in the blink of an eye... 916 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:37,318 ...when Carlina invented herself our first sexual intercourse. 917 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:41,631 Budubum, budubum, budubum... 918 01:11:41,720 --> 01:11:44,633 ...budumbum and budubumi! 919 01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,996 01:11:50,596 He was a fury, a stallion! 921 01:11:50,680 --> 01:11:55,311 < Finally after two hours of wild sex... 922 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:59,951 ...you know what had the courage to ask me? You know it? 923 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:04,034 - Tell everyone, not just her. - I have to say it the Spanish way. 924 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:07,033 He had the courage to ask me... 925 01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:10,078 ..."Anchoral" 926 01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,913 < "Anchoral!" 927 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,913 Budubum, budubum and budubum! 928 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,959 So let's slaughter ourselves! 929 01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:28,473 That Carlina is really nice. 930 01:12:28,560 --> 01:12:32,235 He's saying yesterday you've done it six times. 931 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:33,879 No! 932 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:38,750 - He's ruining everyone's evening. 01:12:42,310 He's not like that boring moron of Caterina's boyfriend. 934 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:45,711 All he does is talk about big game hunting. 935 01:12:46,840 --> 01:12:48,399 My heart was beating. 936 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:53,231 A rhino in front and a single bullet in the rifle. 937 01:12:53,320 --> 01:12:57,234 The charge of a rhinoceros makes the earth tremble. 938 01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:00,517 It becomes difficult to aim. 939 01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:05,439 We looked into each other's eyes an infinite time... 940 01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:12,157 ...then I saw a cloud of dust that was approaching. 941 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:16,677 I let him get closer... 942 01:13:19,280 --> 01:13:22,352 ...and I shot him between the eyes, dead! 943 01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:28,673 The rhino does not have one horn between the eyes? 944 01:13:28,760 --> 01:13:32,640 His are special bullets, they go around... 945 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:36,314 ...like boomerangs. 946 01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,711 Hunting is everything to me. 947 01:13:40,680 --> 01:13:45,880 If I had to bring only one thing on a desert island... 948 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:52,799 ...I would bring my sniper rifle without any doubt! 949 01:13:54,840 --> 01:13:56,513 Bravo! 950 01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:59,318 Bravo. 951 01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,479 What would you take to a desert island? 952 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,471 I would take you. 953 01:14:06,920 --> 01:14:08,433 What a fool! 954 01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,558 I would bring my motorcycle instead, I'm too fond of it. 955 01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:14,712 I'll take Franca there and marry her. 956 01:14:14,800 --> 01:14:16,677 Then I will bring the wedding rings. 957 01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,599 What would you bring, Caterina? 958 01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,991 I would bring my boomerang and you, Levante? 959 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:31,712 I would take you. 960 01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:35,518 I like you a lot. 961 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:40,275 Then I would also bring the rifle by Alejandro... 962 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:44,399 ...so if he comes closer, I shoot him between the eyes. 963 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,393 < (Levante) This is the one what I wanted to say. 964 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:52,430 So, Levante, what would you bring? 965 01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:56,196 I would bring a few people... 966 01:14:56,280 --> 01:15:00,274 ...otherwise you know what sucks all day alone! 967 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:03,391 I didn't understand one thing. 968 01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:07,553 But on this desert island do I have to stay alone? 969 01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:10,792 < Of course otherwise what a desert island it is! 970 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:13,759 Alone alone or can I bring one person? 971 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:16,354 You can bring one person. 972 01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:21,913 So if I can bring someone, I bring Sylvester Stallone... 973 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:24,640 ...that he is a stud in name and in fact. 974 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:31,072 Ouch ouch ouch! 975 01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:36,793 What a piece of shit! 976 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,438 It broke. 977 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:55,229 Pull today, pull tomorrow... sooner or later it had to break. 978 01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:03,792 That's not your girlfriend, right? 979 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:06,190 She's not my girlfriend. 980 01:16:06,280 --> 01:16:10,877 I brought her to be accompanied, but it was better if I came alone. 981 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,709 - But no, it's extravagant. - Can I ask you a question? 982 01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,592 - Tell me. - Do you like hunting? 983 01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:19,995 - I hate hunting. - And the hunters? 984 01:16:36,640 --> 01:16:38,677 CARLINA SINGS 985 01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,273 Oh, my Madonna! 986 01:16:40,360 --> 01:16:45,673 I dance flamenco too! I dance flamenco too! 987 01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:47,114 I dance flamenco too! 988 01:16:47,200 --> 01:16:49,589 Come on, that's enough! Come down! 989 01:16:49,680 --> 01:16:51,717 - Come down, Carlina. - Good! 990 01:16:53,640 --> 01:16:57,349 You want to know what it is our gesture of love? 991 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,118 Piripi! 992 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,031 Piripi! Piripi! 993 01:17:06,800 --> 01:17:09,235 Piripi! Piripi! 994 01:17:10,520 --> 01:17:12,875 Piripi! Piripi! Piripi! 995 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,395 Piripi! Piripi! 996 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:17,870 Piripi! 997 01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:19,758 - Piripi! - Piripi! 998 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:23,478 Piripi! 999 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,992 - Shall we ask for coffee? - Coffee! 1000 01:17:29,720 --> 01:17:31,916 Good evening, are you alone? 1001 01:17:37,160 --> 01:17:39,913 < Whore! - Isabella, what are you doing here? 1002 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,755 What are you doing here? And on my birthday! 1003 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:46,150 - Who is this? - But we are among friends. 1004 01:17:46,240 --> 01:17:47,878 Friends a handjob! 1005 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,555 You told me you were tired and you went to bed. 1006 01:17:51,640 --> 01:17:54,598 Calm down, sit with us. 1007 01:17:54,680 --> 01:17:57,752 I don't talk to assholes! 1008 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,956 Now you're exaggerating. 1009 01:18:00,040 --> 01:18:05,672 - Don't bother me too! - You can't make this move. 1010 01:18:05,760 --> 01:18:08,149 We're having fun! 1011 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,231 You fucked up! 1012 01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:13,638 Piripi! 1013 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:20,593 What do we do? Do we ask for the bill? 1014 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:31,159 A very eventful evening, typical Italian. 1015 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:36,758 She gave me a slap that still burns my face. 1016 01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:40,356 By force! You told her: "Piripì" 1017 01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:44,399 It's just now your sister is she taking them from her friend? 1018 01:18:44,480 --> 01:18:48,439 No, they do it like this: they argue, they scream but they love each other. 1019 01:18:48,520 --> 01:18:50,318 They love each other! 1020 01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,472 How do you and Carlina get home? 1021 01:18:54,560 --> 01:18:58,997 I was thinking about it too, maybe by bus. 1022 01:18:59,080 --> 01:19:02,152 Stay here, the technicians' room is free. 1023 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:06,837 - The room is already paid for. - Levante, we stay. 1024 01:19:06,920 --> 01:19:10,197 I can't stand up and I also have to vomit. 1025 01:19:11,640 --> 01:19:13,870 (in Spanish) It's been six months that I don't see you. 1026 01:19:14,920 --> 01:19:17,753 I'm fed up with your work. 1027 01:19:18,760 --> 01:19:22,674 What should we do? Tell me what we should do! 1028 01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:27,596 You shouldn't have cheated on me for months with that hairdresser whore! 1029 01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:32,629 - I can't stand you anymore! - You have no more arguments! 1030 01:19:32,720 --> 01:19:35,712 INDISTINCT VOICES 1031 01:19:42,360 --> 01:19:45,432 What are you doing? Do you listen to the Spanish? 1032 01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:47,909 Shut up, I don't hear anything. 1033 01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:51,675 < Come and give me a massage. 1034 01:19:53,520 --> 01:19:58,674 Now you can't stand me anymore and before I took you around the world? 1035 01:19:58,760 --> 01:20:01,274 Let's not talk about the past! 1036 01:20:28,760 --> 01:20:30,910 What is this mess? 1037 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:34,994 I don't know, they're arguing like crazy people for half an hour. 1038 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,479 DOOR THAT OPENS 1039 01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:42,240 How wonderful! A year down the drain! 1040 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,479 To the cessol! 1041 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,911 What happened? 1042 01:20:50,320 --> 01:20:54,553 It just so happened that now it's your turn, after all it was what you wanted. 1043 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,193 < Vail! 1044 01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:09,436 < (Levante) It was what I wanted, yes. 1045 01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:13,798 < What's better than being in the right place at the right time? 1046 01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:18,716 < The most vulnerable women they are the ones who need to be consoled. 1047 01:21:35,520 --> 01:21:37,875 - Catherine. - Go away too! 1048 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,198 Oh oh oh oh! 1049 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:52,078 I see it as dark. 1050 01:21:56,920 --> 01:22:00,072 Sorry, but I didn't feel like talking. 1051 01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,394 I understood it. 1052 01:22:04,280 --> 01:22:07,557 Look... I'm hungry. 1053 01:22:12,640 --> 01:22:13,960 - Thank you. - Please. 1054 01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:19,153 The briochina. 1055 01:22:23,600 --> 01:22:25,750 I tried every way. 1056 01:22:26,480 --> 01:22:32,271 For a while I was pleased even his horrible hunting trophies. 1057 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:37,119 A lot of things come out after a year. 1058 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,874 My grandmother always said that some loves are like machines. 1059 01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:43,669 Do a year of coupons and then either the car runs or... 1060 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:45,353 Piripi! 1061 01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:50,910 - Who are you? - I'm Levante Quarini... 1062 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:53,879 ...exempt soldier, accountant with 60/60... 1063 01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:55,519 ...own car... 1064 01:22:55,600 --> 01:22:59,753 ...an ex-girlfriend who left me because he said I wasn't special... 1065 01:22:59,840 --> 01:23:04,391 ...and a true, carnal passion, powerful for the flame. 1066 01:23:05,680 --> 01:23:07,193 Since? 1067 01:23:07,280 --> 01:23:10,716 It will already be a good two or three days. 1068 01:23:11,440 --> 01:23:14,558 - And who are you? - I'm Caterina... 1069 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,838 ...23 years old, graduated at the Madrid School of Art... 1070 01:23:18,920 --> 01:23:21,833 ...two dogs, three ex-boyfriends... 1071 01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:25,993 ...and a real, deep, carnal one passion for flamenco. 1072 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:29,072 We already have something in common. 1073 01:23:36,000 --> 01:23:38,150 Do you want to kiss me here? 1074 01:23:38,280 --> 01:23:40,032 No, not here, come on! 1075 01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,516 What's wrong here? 1076 01:23:56,400 --> 01:23:58,516 01:24:00,796 < Little Madonna, how long we walked! 1078 01:24:00,880 --> 01:24:04,271 "I had never walked before so much in my life! 1079 01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:08,558 < But walk walk we found ten other points in common... 1080 01:24:08,640 --> 01:24:12,315 ...like the hatred for Sundays, the passion for pistachio... 1081 01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:14,909 ...1 cartoons, the bruschetta... 1082 01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:17,958 ...that they in Spain they call LAS FETTUNTAS... 1083 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:21,874 ...the love for documentaries on animals except the locust... 1084 01:24:21,960 --> 01:24:23,951 ...which disgusted us both... 1085 01:24:24,040 --> 01:24:26,680 ...the hatred for parsley that gets stuck between your teeth... 1086 01:24:26,760 --> 01:24:28,592 ...the passion for dogs. 1087 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:33,197 < But above all we had in common the love for the poems of Fernando Pessoa... 1088 01:24:34,160 --> 01:24:37,232 ...even though I blatantly lied to her there. 1089 01:24:37,320 --> 01:24:40,073 I know a lot of Fernandi... 1090 01:24:40,160 --> 01:24:43,039 ...but this Pessoa I wasn't aware of it. 1091 01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:45,430 VOICES NOT AUDIBLE 1092 01:24:54,920 --> 01:25:00,518 Pessoa is not the little one, with a beard and walrus teeth? 1093 01:25:00,600 --> 01:25:04,878 His poems are famous, not his face. 1094 01:25:04,960 --> 01:25:06,678 Really? 1095 01:25:06,760 --> 01:25:10,594 This seems like an ideal place to me to kiss, right Caterina? 1096 01:25:10,680 --> 01:25:12,512 It's fine here. 1097 01:25:15,080 --> 01:25:17,196 - So what do I do? I go? - Go. 1098 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:19,513 - Shall I go? - YES. 1099 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:36,516 < (Levante) It was a real kiss, deep, carnal. 1100 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,069 < In short, with the tongue. 1101 01:25:39,160 --> 01:25:40,753 < Lots of language. 1102 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,956 01:25:45,600 < Four or five hours at a time. 1104 01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:54,430 01:25:56,079 ...he told me... 1106 01:25:56,960 --> 01:25:58,678 I'm still hungry. 1107 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:03,391 < We did the whole tour all over again, the Lungarni, the San Lorenzo market... 1108 01:26:03,480 --> 01:26:05,517 ...Piazza Santissima Annunziata. 1109 01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:10,993 < At 9.10 we picked up the suitcase at the Hotel Cavour... 1110 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:14,038 ...and I accompanied Caterina directly to the station... 1111 01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:16,350 ...where he had the Intercity to Rome... 1112 01:26:16,480 --> 01:26:21,429 ...which would have led to the coincidence by plane to Madrid. 1113 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:25,036 < At the station I thought that the trains they are made especially for goodbyes. 1114 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,077 < They leave slowly, slowly. 1115 01:26:27,200 --> 01:26:29,510 01:26:32,558 < As I watched her leave Two things came to mind. 1117 01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:37,760 01:26:41,276 ...I would have been there like a fool at that time at the station? 1119 01:26:41,360 --> 01:26:46,958 < And then, in your opinion, Did I really miss that train? 1120 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:09,474 WEDDING MARCH 1121 01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:31,190 < Hallelujah. 1122 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:35,870 Hallelujah. 1123 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:43,198 < Hallelujah. 1124 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:46,515 < Hallelujah. 1125 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,360 < Hallelujah. 1126 01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:53,193 Franca is getting married! 1127 01:27:53,280 --> 01:27:58,036 < Hallelujah. 1128 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:02,311 Zan zan! 1129 01:28:03,160 --> 01:28:07,916 In the name of the Father, of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. 1130 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:14,349 < (Levante) 16 June 1997 Sergio and Franca got married. 1131 01:28:14,440 --> 01:28:16,750 < It was the wedding of the century. 1132 01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:18,672 < unfortunately I missed them... 1133 01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:23,152 ...because in Spain June is bull season. 1134 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:25,436 01:28:43,718 < Bulls must be invoiced at 16% and not 25%, Joaquin. 1136 01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:45,711 01:28:49,799 01:28:52,110 < Didn't you receive the fax? 1139 01:28:52,200 --> 01:28:55,875 SPEAK SPANISH 1140 01:28:57,760 --> 01:29:01,993 Joaquin, I don't understand what YOU SAY. 1141 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:06,756 I'm going to ask for a translation. 1142 01:29:08,920 --> 01:29:10,433 Love! 1143 01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:14,158 Honey, sorry. 1144 01:29:16,440 --> 01:29:21,514 Come talk to Joaquin, he messed up with those bulls. 1145 01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,230 (in Spanish) I'll call you later, now I have things to do. 1146 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,470 HI. 1147 01:29:29,280 --> 01:29:31,794 How this little boy is growing, guys! 1148 01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:35,238 You know what kind of bull we get! 1149 01:29:36,560 --> 01:29:38,915 - What do we call it? - Gino. 1150 01:29:39,480 --> 01:29:40,754 Good! 1151 01:29:46,680 --> 01:29:48,512 01:29:51,919 Gino. 1153 01:29:54,760 --> 01:29:56,034 Gino! 1154 01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,959 01:30:09,029 < (Levante) By the way, Gino Quarini, Osvaldo's father, that is, my grandfather... 1156 01:30:09,120 --> 01:30:12,238 ...died that very day that my Gino was born. 1157 01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:15,915 < Poor grandfather, he always had wanted to live alone. 1158 01:30:16,000 --> 01:30:19,436 01:30:23,070 01:30:26,039 01:30:28,589 Tomorrow I'm going to Spain! 1162 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:32,719 01:30:34,791